Shit I Wish Someone Told Me Earlier
an unhinged listicle.
i love writing listicles. sue me! bye bitchhhh!
Just like a snowflake, not one tit is alike.
Write something that YOU would want to read. Don’t make it for an imaginary audience that you’re trying to please.
Don’t become a starter wife for a guy that leaves you stranded at the airport because he was visiting his ex-girlfriend in another city while you got back from vacation. True story.
Life is unfair and that’s okay. Learn how to play with the cards you were dealt.
Bad karma happens immediately, the results of good karma will take a lifetime.
Your dream partner probably doesn’t exist yet. They still need to go through some tribulations to become an honest version of themselves. (So do you).
Your problems are most likely first-world problems. Still valid, but they could always be worse.
You’re not the only person who didn’t have a serious relationship in high school or college.
Tampons don’t make you more of a “woman” than pads do.
People will try to dim your light. They’re just upset that you shine the brightest. Forgive them.
What you look like is the least interesting thing about you. No one will talk about your breast implants at your funeral.
It’s better to sleep alone than to share a bed with someone that makes you feel gross while lying in it.
Patience is a virtue. If it happens fast, it will fall apart.
You’ve done so many things you once believed you weren’t capable of. Write them down.
People that come off the most “put together” have the most to hide.
Being positive is obnoxious, but it will save your life.
Find an underrated role model and follow their footsteps. That’s your guide to accomplishing big dreams.
Make friends with people of all age groups. The older = the better.
No one is requiring you to think about the past today. The darkness is over with. You’re free.
“I’d rather be annoying than boring.” - Cole Escola.
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